tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-288750732012-02-03T19:32:35.913-08:00Funny collection of the best yo mama jokes online...K.C.noreply@blogger.comBlogger241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-64777156444715124932007-12-12T10:27:00.001-08:002007-12-12T10:27:52.296-08:00

Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding nude.

K.C.noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-64317208526844232092007-12-08T07:21:00.000-08:002007-12-08T07:22:21.602-08:00

Yo momma so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials!

K.C.noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-39130383615409758612007-12-01T05:13:00.000-08:002007-12-08T07:21:13.363-08:00

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

K.C.noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-8987231260760469642007-07-16T09:31:00.000-07:002007-07-16T09:36:06.112-07:00

Yo mama so fat jokes...Yo mama’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.Yo mama’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.Yo mama’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.Yo mama’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but

K.C.noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-25398863870218707702007-06-11T09:26:00.000-07:002007-07-16T09:37:05.433-07:00

MTV Adds User-Generated Vids to TV Show "Yo Momma"MTV: Music Television today introduced two new user-generated destinations – YoMomma.TV and ShortCircuitz.MTV.com – where viewers can upload videos of themselves dishing out their best Yo Momma jokes or starring in their own parodies of anything and everything, inspired by those they have seen on the Nick Cannon created sketch comedy show, Short

K.C.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-50156030986760545572007-05-13T15:02:00.000-07:002007-05-13T15:11:53.440-07:00

What better way to say Happy Mother's Day!!! Send a Free YO MOMMA ecard to your mama. She'll laugh her a** off.Yo Momma KFCYo Momma Toilet PaperYo Momma Vaccuum (adult)

K.C.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-6781561793920916122007-05-13T14:54:00.000-07:002007-05-16T18:28:26.951-07:00

Happy Mother's Day, youtube video...Click Here To View

K.C.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-44896472454049015192007-05-13T14:41:00.000-07:002007-05-13T14:49:55.366-07:00

This Mother’s Day(TODAY), MTV pays homage to ‘mommas’ everywhere with a sneak-peek marathon of the new season of “Yo Momma” before it premieres in its regularly-scheduled timeslot on Monday, June 4th. Today, the preview kicked off at 10AM (ET/PT) with the debut of THE BEST OF NEW YORK special that finally crowns the best trash-talker in New York City. Immediately following the BEST OF NEW YORK

K.C.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-2020226880546647242007-05-07T17:55:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:58:14.931-07:00

Yo Momma premieres June 4th at 6:30 p.m. ET/PTIn this next run of "Yo Momma," the trash-talking heads to the Dirty South for a no-holds barred comedy competition that pits the funniest amateur trash-talkers against one another, hosted by Wilmer Valderrama. In each episode of "Yo Momma," Wilmer searches different neighborhoods in Atlanta to find the most original and skilled clowners. After

K.C.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-629612950942352942007-05-07T17:50:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:51:57.729-07:00

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

K.C.noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-15193756964665009302007-05-07T17:47:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:49:40.314-07:00

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!Yo mama so flat she tattooed "Front" on her chest!

K.C.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1161399530377213332006-10-20T19:56:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:41:26.523-07:00

It was announced during the Preview Show on October 13, 2006, that the third season of 'Yo Momma' will be filmed in Atlanta, Georgia and air in 2007. Casting is underway on MTV's web site.

K.C.noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1161399189128115482006-10-20T19:33:00.000-07:002007-08-06T14:35:20.429-07:00

We already did the yo mama "white" jokes...now here's some yo mama "black" jokes from the web...Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.Yo mama so black, that lightening

K.C.noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1160282762057160592006-10-07T21:40:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:42:06.035-07:00

Music Television announced that YO MOMMA, the hit trash-talking comedy competition created, executive produced and hosted by Wilmer Valderrama, will premiere for a second season on Monday, October 23rd at 6:00pm (ET/PT) and air daily, Monday through Friday. The new season kicks off with some of your favorite episodes from season one when MTV airs a YO MOMMA marathon on Saturday, October

K.C.noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1159745473256670752006-10-01T16:04:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:42:32.641-07:00

Could'nt find too many yo mama "white" jokes floatin around. But here's a few...Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV.Yo mamma so white, when she goes joggin through her suburban neighborhood at night, there's no need for her to wear anything relfective.Yo mama so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.Yo

K.C.noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1159243554671565192006-09-25T21:05:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:42:52.375-07:00

Here are some crazy Yo Mama So Hairy jokes I found. Enjoy...Yo mama so hairy, the bathtub beginning to look like the amazon jungle.Yo mama so hairy, she needs to use deodorant all over her body instead of just under her armpits.Yo mama so hairy, the kitten mistakes her for it's own mama.Yo mama so hairy, she look like she got werewolf syndrome.Yo kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo

K.C.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1157161835926641742006-09-01T18:49:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:43:11.691-07:00

Yo Mama so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl.Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowlYo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ!

K.C.noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1157161636550613982006-09-01T18:19:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:43:28.962-07:00

Looking for some yo daddy jokes instead?? Here's a couple we found... Yo Daddy so short, he's always being mistaken for a midget.Yo daddy so fat alaska said "I thought we were the biggest state."Yo daddy so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am I riding.Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts.Yo mama is

K.C.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1155833570850423732006-08-17T09:43:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:43:56.855-07:00

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty

K.C.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1155700485984472992006-08-15T20:45:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:44:15.453-07:00

Yo Mama so old, Alzheimer’s forgot about her.Yo Mama so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.Yo Mama so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.Yo Mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.Yo Mama so old, her memory is in black and white.Yo Mama so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.Yo Mama

K.C.noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1155245885478060232006-08-10T14:08:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:44:33.696-07:00

Yo Momma show is kind of like a game show that currently airs on MTV. The series is hosted by That 70's Show's Wilmer Valderrama, Sam Sarpong, Jason Everhart (J-Boogie from TEENick), and Los Angeles radio DJ Big Boy. Locals compete to win real cash prizes for showing off their best insults.The show is based on "the dozens", an African-American oral tradition in which two acquaintances go head to

K.C.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1155001553385627742006-08-07T18:37:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:46:17.914-07:00

Yo Mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.Yo Mamma so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.Yo Mamma so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry.Yo Mamma so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.Yo Mamma so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her

K.C.noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1154814533279810192006-08-05T14:41:00.000-07:002007-05-07T17:46:37.584-07:00

Yo Momma so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!Yo Momma so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!Yo Momma so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.Yo Momma so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.Yo Momma so fat, her picture takes two frames.Yo Momma so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.Yo Momma so fat, she could

K.C.noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28875073.post-1148819778951183782006-05-28T05:24:00.000-07:002006-05-28T05:38:02.786-07:00

So, how did this Yo Mama thing begin?? Well, from what I understand it is an African-American oral tradition in which two acquaintances go head to head in a contest of "trash-talk". They take turns insulting; "cracking", "ranking", "sparking", "janking", "snapping", "checking", or "riding" — on their opponents mother until one of them has no comeback.This is called playing the dozens or doin' the

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