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Yo Mama So Old Jokes
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Yo Mama so old, Alzheimer’s forgot about her.
Yo Mama so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo Mama so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo Mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo Mama so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo Mama so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo Mama so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo Mama so old, her social security number is 000-00-001.
Yo Mama so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo Mama so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Mama so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo Mama so old, she hip checked you and broke her hip.
Yo Mama so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo Mama so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo Mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo Mama so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo Mama so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo Mama so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo Mama so old, her social security number is 000-00-001.
Yo Mama so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo Mama so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Mama so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo Mama so old, she hip checked you and broke her hip.
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Yo momma so old, I told her to bring me a chair, she brought me back a hard stone.