Yo momma so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials!

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Yo mama so fat jokes...

Yo mama’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
Yo mama’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.
Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama’s so fat when she went to Sizzlers she got a group discount.

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Yo Momma so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
Yo Momma so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!
Yo Momma so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.
Yo Momma so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
Yo Momma so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo Momma so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo Momma so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Momma so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Momma so fat, we ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Momma so fat, I gotta take ten steps back just to see all of her.
Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo Momma so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo Momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo Momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo Momma so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo Momma so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
Yo Momma so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo Momma so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

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