MTV: Yo Momma 3
Friday, October 20, 2006
It was announced during the Preview Show on October 13, 2006, that the third season of 'Yo Momma' will be filmed in Atlanta, Georgia and air in 2007. Casting is underway on MTV's web site.

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posted by K.C. at 7:56 PM | Permalink 1 comments
Yo Mama So Black
We already did the yo mama "white" jokes...now here's some yo mama "black" jokes from the web...

Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama so black, when she enters a lit room the clock in it strikes midnight.
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.
Yo mama so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white
gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo mama so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, that when she jumped off the Grand Canyon, a tourist said 'darkness has fallen'.
Yo momma so black, that she dresses to a funeral naked!
Yo momma so black her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile."
Yo momma so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down.
yo momma so black, she got in a jacuzzi and made hot tea.
Yo momma so black, even her shadow had to get a flashlight to find her in the dark.

Yo mama so black, when she breastfed you, she made chocolate milk.

Best joke mama momma yo yo

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posted by K.C. at 7:33 PM | Permalink 36 comments
MTV: Yo Momma Premiere October 23
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Music Television announced that YO MOMMA, the hit trash-talking comedy competition created, executive produced and hosted by Wilmer Valderrama, will premiere for a second season on Monday, October 23rd at 6:00pm (ET/PT) and air daily, Monday through Friday. The new season kicks off with some of your favorite episodes from season one when MTV airs a YO MOMMA marathon on Saturday, October 21st.

During the Marathon, fans can go to YoMomma.MTV.com to watch a preview special. The site includes an exclusive Sneak Peek of the season premiere episode, as well as several packages showcasing some of the best YO MOMMA jokes around.

YO MOMMA returns to MTV Mobile for its second season in a big way. Yo Momma′s mobile video offering includes exclusive, daily sneak peeks of the next day′s episode, compilation clips of the best Yo Momma jokes, behind-the-scenes and making-of footage including video diaries from the cast, outtakes and bloopers, the best jokes from each of the five New York boroughs and much more. MTV Mobile users will also be able to sign up to receive the Yo Momma Joke of the Day text message, delivered directly to their phones each day of the week.

Season 2 will showcase talent from an all-new city: New York. Exploring every borough, neighborhood, and street corner, Wilmer and his sidekicks will canvas the Big Apple in search of New York′s funniest amateur trash-talker.

Celebrity guests such as Fat Joe, Chamillionaire, Jadakiss and E40 will lend their expertise to select episodes and help crown the victor.

YO MOMMA continues to be a no-holds-barred competition that pits the funniest amateur trash-talkers against one another. In each episode of YO MOMMA, Wilmer searches different neighborhoods in New York from Manhattan, the Bronx, Queens and Brooklyn to find the most astute trash-talkers.

YO MOMMA returns for season 2 after a very successful first season that reached 61 million viewers.

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posted by K.C. at 9:40 PM | Permalink 2 comments
Yo Mama So White
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Could'nt find too many yo mama "white" jokes floatin around. But here's a few...

Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV.
Yo mamma so white, when she goes joggin through her suburban neighborhood at night, there's no need for her to wear anything relfective.
Yo mama so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.
Yo momma is so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night.
Yo mamma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like poop.
Yo mama so white, she gets sunburn from a 40 watt light bulb.
Yo mama so white, you don't need a night light.
Yo mama so white the sunlight reflects off of her.
Yo mama so white when she visited the whitehouse she got lost.
Yo mama so white, when she gets naked, yo daddy's retinas burn.

If you know of any more, post a comment with the joke and I'll add it.

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posted by K.C. at 4:04 PM | Permalink 5 comments


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