Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.
Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.
Yo Mama so stupid, if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.

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