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Yo Daddy so short, he's always being mistaken for a midget.
Yo daddy so fat alaska said "I thought we were the biggest state."
Yo daddy so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am I riding.
Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts.
Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where Yo Daddy has two jobs.
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
Yo daddy is like cement, it takes him 2 days to get hard!
Yo Mama is so stupid she married Yo Daddy!
Yo' daddy so ugly, when he looked out the window the cops arrested him.
Yo daddy so stupid, he though fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo daddy so bald, you can see what's on his mind.
Yo daddy so bald, that he took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo daddy is so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future.
Yo daddy so hairy, small children think he's a beast.

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