Yo Mama so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl
Yo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo Mama so supid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo Mama so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo Mama so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

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