Yo mama so fat jokes...

Yo mama’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
Yo mama’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.
Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama’s so fat when she went to Sizzlers she got a group discount.

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