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Yo mama so fat jokes
Monday, July 16, 2007
Yo mama so fat jokes...
Yo mama’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
Yo mama’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.
Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama’s so fat when she went to Sizzlers she got a group discount.
Yo mama’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
Yo mama’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.
Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama’s so fat when she went to Sizzlers she got a group discount.
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posted by K.C. at 9:31 AM | Permalink
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Hey!! Here is some of my favorite yo momma jokes:
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, “ Picture continued on other side.”
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Great jokes, love the fat jokes in this post the best. You should totally come check out this new site, http://yomomma.tv/ – you can battle other people with your yo momma jokes and even tell them how whack their jokes are.