yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections

Yo mommas so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
Yo mamas so fat she has to walk sideways through double doors
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo momma so fat when she ordered a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean.
yourr mum is so stupid she got locked in tescooo and starvedd to death
Wehn yo momma got on the weighing scales she saw her phone number
yo mammas so ugly she made an onion cry
Yoo mamas so fat wen a car hit her she sed who threww that rock