Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Yor mamas so poor that when i went over to her house, i rang the doorbell and you stuck your head outta the window and shouted ding dong.