Yo Mama So Black
Friday, October 20, 2006
We already did the yo mama "white" jokes...now here's some yo mama "black" jokes from the web...

Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama so black, when she enters a lit room the clock in it strikes midnight.
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.
Yo mama so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white
gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo mama so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, that when she jumped off the Grand Canyon, a tourist said 'darkness has fallen'.
Yo momma so black, that she dresses to a funeral naked!
Yo momma so black her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile."
Yo momma so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down.
yo momma so black, she got in a jacuzzi and made hot tea.
Yo momma so black, even her shadow had to get a flashlight to find her in the dark.

Yo mama so black, when she breastfed you, she made chocolate milk.

Best joke mama momma yo yo

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36 Comments:


At 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Your mama is so black, she uses her bath water to dye bowling balls.

 

At 1:43 PM, Anonymous steven horton

yo mommas so black she jumped into the oceanand people thaught it was an oil spill

 

At 8:08 PM, Blogger gavynwilson

yo mamma so black that when she wears orange lipstick she look like a cheeseburger

 

At 12:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

your mammas so black l don't know which one's the Shadow.

 

At 6:49 PM, Blogger azndragonfan

yo mamma so black she makes bettycrocker look darker than halley berry

 

At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

yo mama is so black that she uses armor all instead of lotion

 

At 6:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black, she went to night court, the judge issued a warrant for failure to appear.

 

At 8:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black the sun need a flashlight to find her

 

At 8:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

yo mamma so black she farts out ashes.

 

At 11:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo momma is black like 12:00!!

 

At 1:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

LOL SO RAIST!!!!

 

At 9:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

yo mama so black she jumped in a pile of snow and was seen for 5 miles round

 

At 5:40 PM, Blogger Lotina

your MAMA is so black, that she stops going to school because the teachers kept trying to write on her...lol

 

At 1:44 AM, Anonymous Nigga

Yo mama so black, shes black!

 

At 7:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black she gives black cats bad luck when she cross the street

 

At 2:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black when I axed the sun to look for her, it replied, "hold up lemme get my flashlight".

 

At 8:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama is so black like the sun rises at her home

 

At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

yo mama so black, that when she went to school people used as a chalkboard

 

At 1:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black on her birth certifcate the skin colour is burnt

 

At 7:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama is so black that when you play hide and seek at night that if page stands in front of you,you can't see her

 

At 2:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black, her baby daddy an her boyfriend share a bunk bed!

 

At 1:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

To mama so balck she white

 

At 4:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black, she bleeds gravy

 

At 7:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black when she look at her self in the mirro she got scared cuz she saw her own shadow..

 

At 8:02 PM, Anonymous _lil swagg

Yo mama so black that when the police shot a bulit it came back and said I can't find her

 

At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

so lame man come up with something people been coming up with those for a long time!

 

At 2:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

To mommas so black she like the noght

 

At 2:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black, she can't swim. Aww man I should kill myself for that lol

 

At 6:16 PM, Blogger ahmed vegito

yo mama so white she could go to her wedding naked

 

At 6:16 PM, Blogger ahmed vegito

yo mama is ugly

 

At 5:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black that she can't even get into white castle

 

At 8:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Lol

 

At 2:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black when she goes in the grocery store the charcoal say, "Heeeyyy, Mama".

 

At 6:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mama so black I need night vision goggles to see her

 

At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yo mamma so black dat wen its night u cant see her

 

At 2:56 PM, Anonymous amp

Yo moma so black they shutdown black historymonth

 


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