Here are some crazy Yo Mama So Hairy jokes I found. Enjoy...


Yo mama so hairy, the bathtub beginning to look like the amazon jungle.
Yo mama so hairy, she needs to use deodorant all over her body instead of just under her armpits.
Yo mama so hairy, the kitten mistakes her for it's own mama.
Yo mama so hairy, she look like she got werewolf syndrome.
Yo kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies.
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro.
Yo mama so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so hairy, that when I waxed her back i got a welcome mat.
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
Yo moma so hairy, that when she went shopping they told her "maam, no dogs allowed".
Yo mama so hairy, she makes big foot look bald.
Yo mama so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.

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