Here are some crazy Yo Mama So Hairy jokes I found. Enjoy...


Yo mama so hairy, the bathtub beginning to look like the amazon jungle.
Yo mama so hairy, she needs to use deodorant all over her body instead of just under her armpits.
Yo mama so hairy, the kitten mistakes her for it's own mama.
Yo mama so hairy, she look like she got werewolf syndrome.
Yo kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies.
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro.
Yo mama so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so hairy, that when I waxed her back i got a welcome mat.
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
Yo moma so hairy, that when she went shopping they told her "maam, no dogs allowed".
Yo mama so hairy, she makes big foot look bald.
Yo mama so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.

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Yo Mama so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl
Yo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo Mama so supid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo Mama so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo Mama so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

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Looking for some yo daddy jokes instead?? Here's a couple we found...

Yo Daddy so short, he's always being mistaken for a midget.
Yo daddy so fat alaska said "I thought we were the biggest state."
Yo daddy so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am I riding.
Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts.
Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where Yo Daddy has two jobs.
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
Yo daddy is like cement, it takes him 2 days to get hard!
Yo Mama is so stupid she married Yo Daddy!
Yo' daddy so ugly, when he looked out the window the cops arrested him.
Yo daddy so stupid, he though fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo daddy so bald, you can see what's on his mind.
Yo daddy so bald, that he took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo daddy is so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future.
Yo daddy so hairy, small children think he's a beast.

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