Yo Mama So White
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Could'nt find too many yo mama "white" jokes floatin around. But here's a few...

Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV.
Yo mamma so white, when she goes joggin through her suburban neighborhood at night, there's no need for her to wear anything relfective.
Yo mama so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.
Yo momma is so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night.
Yo mamma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like poop.
Yo mama so white, she gets sunburn from a 40 watt light bulb.
Yo mama so white, you don't need a night light.
Yo mama so white the sunlight reflects off of her.
Yo mama so white when she visited the whitehouse she got lost.
Yo mama so white, when she gets naked, yo daddy's retinas burn.

If you know of any more, post a comment with the joke and I'll add it.

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5 Comments:


At 9:08 AM, Blogger Jay

Yo Mama So White she don't need an mask four halloween she already looks like a ghost

 

At 6:40 PM, Blogger Kirahazen

My own personal white joke: I'm so white when I run out of makeup I just grab the White-out.

 

At 1:25 PM, Anonymous Adilene

Yo Momma Soo White She got accepted to be the ghosts on Ghost whispers

 

At 4:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

yo mama is so white she laid down in the snow 25 years ago and we still cant find her

 

At 3:32 PM, Blogger amari taylor

Yo mama so white she could go to her wedding naked.

Yo mama so white Xbox live banned her from playin BLACK ops 2

Yo mama so white she makes marshmellows say daaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!!!

 


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