Funny collection of the best yo mama jokes online...
Yo Mama So Black
Friday, October 20, 2006
We already did the yo mama "white" jokes...now here's some yo mama "black" jokes from the web...
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama so black, when she enters a lit room the clock in it strikes midnight.
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.
Yo mama so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white
gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo mama so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, that when she jumped off the Grand Canyon, a tourist said 'darkness has fallen'.
Yo momma so black, that she dresses to a funeral naked!
Yo momma so black her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile."
Yo momma so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down.
yo momma so black, she got in a jacuzzi and made hot tea.
Yo momma so black, even her shadow had to get a flashlight to find her in the dark.
Yo mama so black, when she breastfed you, she made chocolate milk.
Best joke mama momma yo yo
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama so black, when she enters a lit room the clock in it strikes midnight.
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.
Yo mama so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white
gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo mama so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, that when she jumped off the Grand Canyon, a tourist said 'darkness has fallen'.
Yo momma so black, that she dresses to a funeral naked!
Yo momma so black her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile."
Yo momma so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down.
yo momma so black, she got in a jacuzzi and made hot tea.
Yo momma so black, even her shadow had to get a flashlight to find her in the dark.
Yo mama so black, when she breastfed you, she made chocolate milk.
Best joke mama momma yo yo
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Your mama is so black, she uses her bath water to dye bowling balls.