Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.
Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.
Yo Mama so stupid, if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.

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Yo Mama so old, Alzheimer’s forgot about her.
Yo Mama so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo Mama so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo Mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo Mama so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo Mama so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo Mama so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo Mama so old, her social security number is 000-00-001.
Yo Mama so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo Mama so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Mama so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo Mama so old, she hip checked you and broke her hip.

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Yo Momma show is kind of like a game show that currently airs on MTV. The series is hosted by That 70's Show's Wilmer Valderrama, Sam Sarpong, Jason Everhart (J-Boogie from TEENick), and Los Angeles radio DJ Big Boy. Locals compete to win real cash prizes for showing off their best insults.

The show is based on "the dozens", an African-American oral tradition in which two acquaintances go head to head in a contest of "trash-talk". They take turns insulting their opponents mother until one of them has no comeback.

In each episode of Yo Momma, large city locals compete to win "cash money" by winning several rounds of "trash-talking." One of Valderrama's associates, Sam or Jason, go to a neighborhood where a few contestants take each other on in a insults competition. From there, two are selected and compete against each other. Each winner advances to a final "battle."

After winning the round, each contestant visits the other contestant's house with Valderrama in order to learn embarrassing info about them to use against his or her opponent in the final round.

The final "battle" includes several rounds: general jokes about the opponent's momma, jokes directed at the opponent's home, living situation or personal style, and a final "knock-out" joke. Valderrama, then consults with Sam and Jason, selects a winner, who receives $1,000 in "cash money" as Valderrama calls it, and moves on to the "Best of the Week" round.

The winners come back for a "Best Of The Week" show. In the end, the winner gets another $1000 and also wins a game console, tickets to a sporting event or entertainment event, and dinner at either of two restaurants owned by Valderrama — Geisha House and Dolce.

Weekly winners then come back for a "Best Of The City" show. After four weeks of competition, the weekly winners are invited back again to determine an ultimate winner from the city, who would receive an additional $5,000.

Season 1 of the Yo Momma series was taped in Los Angeles, and aired in spring 2006. Season 2 will take place in New York City, and will premiere in fall 2006. Infact MTV currently has a casting call for Trash-Talkers....


"YO MOMMA! COMING TO NEW YORK!

IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE NEW YORK BOROUGHS!

MTV'S YO MOMMA IS LOOKING FOR THE BEST TRASH TALKERS IN NEW YORK!!

SNAPPIN' , RANKIN' , SMACK TALKIN', BRING IT ON!


To be a contestant, call (917) 416-6218 or visit evolutionusa.com for an online application. Must be at least 18 and bring a valid ID to the audition.


To be an audience member, visit 1iota.com and request your free tickets. Support New York's finest trash talkers."

Check out MTV's Yo Momma series...

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Yo Mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mamma so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo Mamma so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo Mamma so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo Mamma so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Freddy Krueger is jealous.
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo Mamma so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
Yo mamma is so ugly ur dad first thought she was bigfoot.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she can make an onion cry.
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it breaks.
Yo mamma so ugly her reflection quit.
Yo mamma so ugly she turned medusa to stone!

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Yo Momma so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
Yo Momma so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!
Yo Momma so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.
Yo Momma so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
Yo Momma so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo Momma so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo Momma so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Momma so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Momma so fat, we ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Momma so fat, I gotta take ten steps back just to see all of her.
Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo Momma so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo Momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo Momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo Momma so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo Momma so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
Yo Momma so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo Momma so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

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